My Fellow Aztecs:

Our great country is built on a solid foundation of faith. Only by tearing out the heart of our victims and offering it warm and beating to Huitzilopochtli can we remain strong and united.

And so I ask you to join me in celebrating our cherished belief in the murder of vast numbers of people in as slow and painful a manner as possible.

 

Let us join with our elected representatives to uphold the values we hold dear, so that murder of people, by machines, for the few, shall not perish from the Earth.

Happy Holidays, and Huitzilopochtli bless.

[12-25-2005; last revised 2-8-2013]

 

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