WOID XVIII-24. And yet more Free Market Moron jokes!

Thursday, January 10, 2008 2:04 pm

1) Why does the Free Market Moron think in clichés?
A: Because his brain is invisible, too.

2) When did the Free Market Moron discover the mortgage was a ripoff?
A: When there was no more money to be made from it.

3) Why does the Free Market Moron object to immigrants working their buns off at low paid jobs with no security and no health benefits while constantly harassed by the authorities?
A: Because those privileges are reserved for Americans.

4) Why does the Free Market Moron think freebies are bad for you?
A: Because You, the Consumer, are the one who pays.

5) Why did the Free Market Moron get a PhD in Economics?
A) Because when you’re up to your ass in alligators you’re going to need a copy of the Phenomenology of Reptiles.